As the old song sings "It's my par-ty and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to. You would cry too if (...you were forced to sit in front of a large group of people staring at you with your shirt off and a weird hat on with elastic cutting into your chin and a strange thing in front of you that you had never seen before that you just knew your Mom was going to make you eat for everyone to laugh at and make fun of you over.....) it hap-ened to-oo you"